Heat up a large
saucepan over medium heat, add a couple tablespoons of fat of choice
then add minced garlic cloves, the bell peppers and onion along with a
little salt and pepper to the pan.
Move vegetables around until onions become translucent.
Add ground chicken and bulk italian sausage to the saucepan and break up the meat.
When meat has begun to cook through, add the spices.
When meat is almost done cooking, pour in the two cans of tomato sauce.
Salt and pepper once more, then reduce heat and let simmer for 5-7 minutes.
When all the flavors are well mixed, add the chopped fresh basil, mix well, and serve!
Easy peasy! Put on mushrooms, brussel sprouts, spaghetti squash, eggs, acorn squash, really anything you want. Or eat it cold.
Wearing high heels anywhere is so unrealistic. Especially while
drinking. I’ve figured out, my toes almost always swell when I drink.
Seriously, they get hot, swell up, and get tingly. Like when you’re on
an airplane. Or pregnant. At least that’s what I’ve heard. I’ve never
been with child.
I say this because I’m watching Sex and the City. But also, because I
wore heeled boots out a week ago and my toes were crying after 2 or 7
shots of vodka. And when my toes cry, I whine. I’m an only child, so I’m
sure you can imagine how often whining occurs. Answer: #fartoooften. I
hate myself sometimes. And my toes. My chubby, drunk toes.
Speaking of drinking times, as you may know, the season finale of The
Bachelor was on the other night and that meant girls night. And girls
night includes food, more food, drinks, and more drinks. And gossip.
It’s the best part. We decided for the finale, we would drink every time
someone on the show said ‘connection’ or ‘love’. So I’m sure you can
imagine how many drinks were downed. But that’s not what’s important
here….
Sean chose….Catherine. WTF?!?! Are you serious? I was screaming at
the TV. I’m not sure if it was the booze talking, but I was mad either
way. This show is already complete bullsh*. I mean every single girl
thinks she is in love with a guy after a couple weeks. And when I say a
couple weeks, I am exaggerating. But then they make him pick the wrong
person?! After telling us he’s a born again virgin?? Are you freaking
serious? Way to make the Bachelor a COMPLETE bore. I mean come on. I was
in pissed off-thrown for a loop-shock. It was so disappointing. I think
he picked Catherine because he knew Lindsay would jump his bones. And
he’s trying to keep it in his pants after living 28 years. I guess he
made the right decision. Bastard.
I’m almost positive gluten poisoned me. Seriously. After eating
gluten, then drinking a bottle of Kim Crawford, my stomach is f*cked. I
am resisting to blame it on the alcohol. That would be out of my system
by now. But this gluten from last week is haunting me. I’m pretty sure
gluten is a parasite and this parasite is making babies in my insides
that are very hungry children. Most are. And now they are drunk parasite
children. What I’m trying to say here is, my insides hate me. I’m
staying away from sugar, alcohol, and new restaurants. My life just got
boring, didn’t it? Damnit.
Heat up a large
saucepan over medium heat, add a couple tablespoons of fat of choice
then add minced garlic cloves, the bell peppers and onion along with a
little salt and pepper to the pan.
Move vegetables around until onions become translucent.
Add ground chicken and bulk italian sausage to the saucepan and break up the meat.
When meat has begun to cook through, add the spices.
When meat is almost done cooking, pour in the two cans of tomato sauce.
Salt and pepper once more, then reduce heat and let simmer for 5-7 minutes.
When all the flavors are well mixed, add the chopped fresh basil, mix well, and serve!
Easy peasy! Put on
mushrooms, brussel sprouts, spaghetti squash, eggs, acorn squash,
really anything you want. Or eat it cold. It’s pretty damn good cold.
